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| Let's Play: Pokemon Fire Red!; *spoilers kinda but not really* | |
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| Topic Started: Sun 07 Feb 2010 03:44:44 (553 Views) | |
| Viper619 | Sun 07 Feb 2010 03:44:44 Post #1 |
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Hallo my newly made friends and I present to you my first ever LP here on TAZ which will be Pokemon Fire Red for the Game Boy Advance.  Thank you, thank you. I'm going to start by asking for names, that is the name of the main protagonist (also choose whether it will be a boy or a girl) and our rival who's name Oak seems to be always forgetting... ...well? Don't just stand there with your finger up your nose getting that huge booger that's escaping deeper into your naval cavity...start suggesting names! The funniest ones (or the ones that are unanimously agreed upon) will selected for the game. This goes for Pokemon names as well so make them good. |
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| Huntman | Sun 07 Feb 2010 03:45:43 Post #2 |
I don't want none of your fake-ass country club
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Call the rival Douche and is that title screen off your GBA? If so. Top notch quality. |
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| The Doctor | Sun 07 Feb 2010 03:46:39 Post #3 |
The Awesome one.....
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PC- Boy/ Red. Rival-  |
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| Maniac | Sun 07 Feb 2010 03:47:26 Post #4 |
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Call the rival something like "that annoying bastard". Just because it would be lulzy to see "that annoying bastard appears", "go find that annoying bastard" etc etc. |
 I'm Maniac, founder of TAZ. Welcome to the site. Check out my blog by clicking the image above. | |
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| Viper619 | Sun 07 Feb 2010 03:48:43 Post #5 |
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7 characters max. Forgot to mention that 
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| Ninja Sheikah | Sun 07 Feb 2010 03:52:14 Post #6 |
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GO GO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lets name him Slappy. And Huntman it is probably from Virtual Boy Advance. |
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| Huntman | Sun 07 Feb 2010 03:52:35 Post #7 |
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Homo then? And yes Doctor. Yes. |
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| Viper619 | Sun 07 Feb 2010 03:54:22 Post #8 |
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Douche works but what about the main character? Boy or girl? And what name? |
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| The Doctor | Sun 07 Feb 2010 03:54:23 Post #9 |
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If only there wasn't a 7 character max... Then the Rival could be "Gary Motherfuckin' Oak" |
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| Huntman | Sun 07 Feb 2010 03:55:49 Post #10 |
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Main: Female Name: Kevin |
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| Viper619 | Sun 07 Feb 2010 04:38:51 Post #11 |
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Warning: Lots of images up ahead Update #1: AND WE BEGIN!!!  Classic, now almost iconic, screen. It's with this nostalgia inducing image that makes us remember those great times we've had with Pokemon before and the epic journey we are about to embark on right now.  LOL what a shitty match up! What's next? Farfetch'd versus Dratini? Hahahaha    A little bit of a teaser before we begin our adventure. Reading this just gets me even more pumped up. Like seeing a taco shell on the ground while border patrolling in the US....I kid, I kid.    Hai  Is it its own world or are you saying that figuratively because I swear outside of Vermilion City's Gym it says "Lt. Surge - American Lieutenant" or something along those lines.  No need for shouting. We're the only ones in limbo right now so I can hear you fine.  Okay, we're gonna have to do something about that shouting. Oak: "This world..."  Nidoran (Female)? That's the best you can do to get me to get excited for this game? How about a Dragonite? Or an Onix? Shit, a Jigglypuff would do.   Oak: "...I use them for my own personal sex slaves. My turn to use Water Gun, Nidoran!  " And finally we are properly introduced into the game of Pokemon.  Our main protagonist will be a girl. This will set up a lot of pedophilia jokes nicely throughout the game. See if you can keep count.  I can see the Lady GaGa jokes lining up already. Now, for our Rival...  What the hell did we fight about? Who's pacifier was flashier? Who could watch Barney without crapping in our diapers the longest? Doesn't matter because we will always get the last laugh starting with...  Mwahahahaha....  I like how he's hesistant about his grandson's name being named something so vulgar...  ...yet he gleefully agrees to it anyways.  Getting major Home Alone flashbacks here. But still, this screenshot is hilarious.  Yeeeeeeeeeeahhh!!  Woah wait...watch your hands...where are you touching me?!  What's going on?!?!?!  AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhfuck! Next update in a while Edited by Viper619, Sun 07 Feb 2010 07:13:31.
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| Huntman | Sun 07 Feb 2010 04:42:11 Post #12 |
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Haha. Classic. Profess did yell a lot... |
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| The Bodyguard | Sun 07 Feb 2010 05:12:04 Post #13 |
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I'm the Hero. Follow my lead!
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Poor Douche............... |
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| Viper619 | Sun 07 Feb 2010 07:13:04 Post #14 |
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Update #2: Seeing Our House and Momma (Quick Update)  And here we are! In our room in Pallet Town! (Fun fact: The towns in Kanto are named after colors, a pallet, or more appropriately, palette is an instrument in art which carries colors used for painting. The more you know.)   Ahhh the NES! The NES helped revolutionize the world of video gaming tenfold not to mention it brought the world out of a gaming recession. I wonder what Kevin is playing? I bet it's a third party game.I wonder if...  YES! THEY KEPT IT! In almost every Pokemon game, there have been Potions stored in the PC right in the beginning of the game. I think Diamond and Pearl are the first to break this tradition...or maybe it was Ruby and Sapphire? Bah, who cares I have a fucking Potion. Looks like I'm whipping me some Douche's ass.  Eh?  Considering I'm a girl named Kevin....nah, I'll be fine. Now time to find the mentally demented mother who named me Kevin in the first place    And you believe everything the TV tells you? No wonder I'm named after a boy D: I hate you! I'm running away!   Gahhh! Noooo! I won't go! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! That man touched me in some places  Might as well see what my sorry excuse for a mother was watching...   D: She was watching a Wizard of Oz porno! SHE WANTS ME TO SELL MY BODY FOR MONEY!!!  Apparently this specific porno brainwashes everyone who watches it....must...go...to Oak's.... Need moar comments/attention, I NEEEEEEEED IIIIIT! |
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| Huntman | Sun 07 Feb 2010 07:30:54 Post #15 |
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I am slightly turned on/off by Wizard of Oz porn. |
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| The Bodyguard | Sun 07 Feb 2010 17:43:32 Post #16 |
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we must go to oak |
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| The Doctor | Sun 07 Feb 2010 17:50:14 Post #17 |
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We must go to the grass north of Pallet Town first... or was that only Pokemon Yellow? I remember being stuck in Pallet Town for over a day because I didn't realise you could go out on the grass. |
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| Huntman | Sun 07 Feb 2010 20:20:28 Post #18 |
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Sam here. I happen to bust out my color a few days ago and put in blue. I had to find a walkthrough... |
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| The Doctor | Sun 07 Feb 2010 20:28:12 Post #19 |
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My biggest problem with Yellow was that I just used to use my starter throughout the entire game... So getting by Brock was a bitch. |
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| Huntman | Sun 07 Feb 2010 20:31:56 Post #20 |
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Yeah that is what I did with Squirtle in Blue. Well after he leveled up a lot. I got the first one done. Then the second...Ratta couldn't beat Onix. |
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| Maniac | Sun 07 Feb 2010 21:04:12 Post #21 |
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SAME!
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I'm Maniac, founder of TAZ. Welcome to the site. Check out my blog by clicking the image above. | |
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| Viper619 | Mon 08 Feb 2010 04:16:41 Post #22 |
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UPDATE #3: SUPER BOWL SUNDAY UPDATE We begin this chapter by venturing outside of our home, being blinded by this foreign substance locals call "sunshine", and start our official journey through Pokemon by selecting our starter!  Haaaa....get it?  Lady: "Look! It's the girl with a boy's name!" Kevin: Turns out she's actually just discovered a sign and wants me to read it...pffft.... I wonder what she's all excited about...  I have never felt more of a waste of my time.  I wish you good luck in your future. Taking note from my fellow TAZers, I first head towards the wild!  Gah! Him?!  Thanks, Sherlock. I wonder what priceless gem is going to be spat out by you next.  What the hell did you just say to me?! HELP! HE'S HURTING MY WRIST! I CAN'T MOVE!  HE'S GONNA RAPE ME! YOU! FATMAN! HELP ME!  Whiny bastard. Oak, come on now, backhand his ass.  Don't think, just lift your frail hand and smack the ever living shit out of his ass.  You sick bastard.  Priceless Gem #2 Thanks for clearing that up. Goddammit I'm surrounded by perverted idiots.  What the hell was funny? I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?  Translation: "When I was young, I had my head constantly dunked into toilets."  How in the hell did you manage to lose all of your Pokemon?  That's how. >_> By just giving them away. You disgust me. That lady by the sign outside, she related to you by any chance?  Oh my...JUST KICK HIS ASS, OAK! That's enough of that, now it's time to get serious because this moment couldn't be any more important. THE REST OF THIS LP LIES IN YOUR HANDS, TAZ! CHOOSE CAREFULLY! Will it be?  The Grass Pokemon, Bulbasaur?  The Water Pokemon, Squirtle?  The Fire Pokemon, Charmander? Also, the max. character limit for Pokemon names is 10 so be creative and hilarious. Best one (or one unanimously voted on) will be selected for the remainder of the game. |
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| The Bodyguard | Mon 08 Feb 2010 04:23:57 Post #23 |
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I'm the Hero. Follow my lead!
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Squirtle - Shithead! |
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| Huntman | Mon 08 Feb 2010 04:56:03 Post #24 |
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Squirtle - GayLover |
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| Ninja Sheikah | Mon 08 Feb 2010 06:34:56 Post #25 |
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NO Bulbasaur. Bulbasaur is strong against Rock(Brock) and water (Misty). |
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| The Doctor | Mon 08 Feb 2010 13:59:11 Post #26 |
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Charmander- Arthur |
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| Maniac | Mon 08 Feb 2010 23:56:47 Post #27 |
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Bulbasaur - Plantface |
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I'm Maniac, founder of TAZ. Welcome to the site. Check out my blog by clicking the image above. | |
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| CaptainBrownCoat | Tue 09 Feb 2010 00:03:36 Post #28 |
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Bulbasaur - Toby Roots reference? I think so. Roots like a plant, get it!? Get it....? T-T |
 
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| Ninja Sheikah | Tue 09 Feb 2010 03:28:17 Post #29 |
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Charmander is the hardest to start with. I was stuck leveling forever just trying to get past brock. |
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| Viper619 | Tue 09 Feb 2010 06:42:20 Post #30 |
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UPDATE #4: FIRST BATTLE Thanks to CaptainBrownCoat and his hilarious (water on my keyboard) suggestion, we are going to go with Bulbasaur!  He doesn't really look like the type but I guess I can't argue with your expertise....right?    Hahaha it was such a stretch but hilarious. Don't worry those who didn't get their names in, there will be plenty more opportunities to name Pokemon to your little demented heart's desire.  He gets one too? That's okay, I'll be whipping your ass in just mere minutes.  Just...check them out? Is that your fetish?  Please, keep your distance from my wonderful, tight, innocent tween body.  Two things: 1) OUR FIRST BATTLE!! 2) Just realized after all these years how polite the battle system is. "Congratulations you have won, good show ol' chap. You will do great things in your life! Keep your chin up!"     After several exchanges from both Pokemon and an incredibly annoying tutorial hand holding process by Oak, we are 1 and 0. Bad. Ass.    Believe it.  You should have went with the Squirtle. Trust me on that one.  Money? For battling? Isn't this...you know...illegal?  *RIVAL GARY used STEROIDS on CHARMANDER* *CHARMANDER evolved to CHARIZARD*    ....smell you later?  Next chapter: ROUTE 1 WE GON' TEAR THAT MUTHAFUCKA UP! POW POW POW! Thanks to those who's been commenting, suggesting, paying attention to this LP. You guys make me feel so shpecial. I love you <3<3<3
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